Once the entire menu was decided, the
arrangements for preparing the dinner started. The responsible people for the
camp got all the required cooking utensils (although utensil is very tiny word
for it) Sack full of onions, ginger/garlic, tomatoes, bucket of Chickpeas (white
chanaa) flour, Suji (hulwa) and all other required spices.
As we all know what Onions can do to us,
nobody wanted onions for obvious reasons. So our teacher delegated who is to do
what. And since I had been always the most favorite student to my teachers she
picked me to deal with onions/ginger/garlic with couple of other girls. Boy! The
sack with onions smelled like one of those vegetable markets after all
vegetables are sold. eeekkss..
I
along with my close friend picked a corner to sit chit chat and started peeling
onions.
And I swear to God L I still haven’t
forgiven those stupid onions for bringing tears in my eyes. Initially, it irritated
and we cribbed but soon we kind of lost it.
Like we were tranquilized or some thing, we couldn't stop laughing. So,
we were peeling onions and crying and falling left right laughing on our
selves. We were laughing so hard that it added all the more to our tears. And I
think I remember that my friend also wet her pants while she had that big crazy
laugh ;) (sorry darling J)
While we were in our crazy corner
dealing with onions, we could see other lot of girls carrying/ dragging the big
wok (Kawa), scoops (used to stir), pitchers etc etc to be washed. In the middle
of all this, rest all other students of different colleges played India’s favorite game ‘ANTAAKSHARI’ and whoa!! What there? everybody sang their native songs? And
how were those songs fitting into Antaakshari rules???? I have no Idea.
Moving on. The cooking started. My dear
friend ‘M’ if you guys remember her from my previous posts. She claimed to be a
very typical homely ideal girl experienced in cooking and food etc. (But still
wets her pants lol)
So, when the fire was started and woks/utensils
were on Fireeeee, she took in charge of cooking and started to guide and
instruct every one about, how long to keep it on heat, when to add what and how
much blah blah. Also few elder girls/women dealt in preparing batter to be used
for making Pooris.
We looked here and there, made fun of
other people, bitched about girls and in 40 minutes or so the most ‘In Demand’ famous
Punjabi Chanaa dish was ready. After the much tiredness we were hungry,
but then the very thought that everyone else was going to eat before us made us
so miserable and disappointed.
That is when our teacher reminds us about Hulwa ‘The
sweet dish’
What did she have to do? She was only worried
about her reputation.
And the expert ‘M’ jumped ahead to make sweet dish and
every one followed.
Now, prior to this incident I had only
tasted hulwa which my mom made and also I had an impression that it takes
probably an hour or so to be prepared so nice that it tastes like this. Because let’s admit it Ghosh!! It
tastes soo good and we all know that how our moms make it such a big deal as if
they have been in kitchen for hours just for this one thing.
So, you put suji powder, fry it till light
golden grown, add sugar, water and stir till water is gone. THAT IS IT!
Now why
would mothers make such a big deal about it? hmm???
And the Stirring and stirring, stirring,
stirring and then it’s done L
I with my friend M went to take care of
hulwa with the help of one long big scoop, which we kept stirring. She being the
expert, left no second without stirring. Being the wok so big and the amount so
much and the stirring it required, that process could take 6 girls of our size
and all of us at one time :/ she would start and drop it half way where I picked to complete 1 circle. phewww!!!
what more could two tiny girls like me and M could do?
However, we did what we were good at J . We got tranquilized again and went into the
laughing zone. And who cares, we might not even get to taste it.
Finally by 8:30 PM all food was ready
and sure people were hungry. And before
we could breathe in some oxygen or wipe off sweaty faces. What we saw was a big
queue waiting in front with plates in their hands for dinner to be served.
“Yes
yes, begin” The teacher said :/
And we started serving chanaa poori and
hulwa in their plates. With every new person in line, each girl on our side had
an eye talk which meant “not much not much, they will anyways ask for more. What
the hell will we eat?”
That evening, we set example of the stingiest
people. And guess what????
When the entire crowd tasted food and
started to praise, our hearts melted J and we were like awwwww. We felt immensely satisfied
and happy.
And next thing you see some junkies
coming over for third time to get more food grrrrrrrr. That is when the most
prestigious Punjabi girls lost it. We started behaving the real us in us. Suddenly
we became so loud.
There was one little guy in shorts who dared to arrive for 4th time
to get Hulwa. and he sure faced the consequences too. Trust me you readers don’t want to know what all we said to him. We
came offensive and defensive at the same time.
To our surprise, after hearing us he
responded “this is the last time”. And we were like oooooopss!!!! he understood
us.
Next on scene was shock of the camp. The
guy we remarked above, turned out to be the teacher of a college from Mizoram
:/
After any blunder, that is when
you get to witness the most charming smiles of Punjabi girls. Ooopppss J
Well, he was too sweet to ignore our mischievousness.
Soon we established that everybody had dinner and moved to their respective
allocated rooms. And we still had food left for us J
Henceforth, after entire days much hustle
bustle, we treated our tummies with treatsome delicious food.
More importantly, we ended our day with a
feeling of contentment that we cooked and served people of our country; though
of different states but they loved it J
Samriti Abrol wished: Every new day to arrive with some super
experiences, self-realizations, teachings and unforgettable moments J
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